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Some girls must think I'm stupid. I was at a party and was dancing with this girl that I'd been with all night. After a few drinks she whispered...
My wife opened her legs to show her crotchless knickers and said, "Come and have a bit of this." I said, "Feck off, have you seen what it's done...
Who cares if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world.
Ironic isn't it that a band can be called One Direction when all the members go both ways?
I was talking to a mate in the pub when he asked me, "What happened to your brother? I haven't seen him for a while." "No," I replied, "He...
Never argue with an idiot... Or she may refuse to give you sex.
If there's one thing I learned growing up, it's that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. Except for the government. Somehow you have to...
I just had an amazing dream about JLS, One Direction, Justin Bieber, The Wanted, Cher Lloyd & Miley Cyrus. Best Tour Bus crash in history.
My wife and I are like chalk and cheese. I'm white and skinny, and she's primarily made up of fat.
David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. He said: "I'm Prime minister of England, how much would it...
These chaps had a nice take on the slide through the ceiliing: The Wrong Trousers: Cracking Toast! - YouTube
Two (or more) sides to so many stories. So much depends on where articles are sourced from & who wrote them. Opinions are like noses - most...
I've heard they're making a Star Wars Norfolk Edition. "Luke, I'm your father, uncle and brother-in-law".
The Polish are very misunderstood people. Mainly because nobody wants to learn their language.
Q. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Loads of 'em - many Hans make light work.
Most Germans now own a 2nd property. It's called Greece.
