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I'm not saying my wife is fat, The cracking noises of the furniture on the other hand..
Q. What should you give the woman who has everything? A. A man to show her how to work it.
Bumped into an old friend who only has one arm. He said he was rushing to change a light bulb. "Won't that be rather tricky?" I asked. "Nah!"...
I called my boss this morning to tell him I wasn't well enough to work today. I told him, "I have a bad headache, my stomach hurts & I keep...
I have one! Nice pics, thanks for sharing. :upyeah:
Good for you. Enjoy! :upyeah:
I ride during winter. A few years ago I kitted myself out with a Gerbing heated jacket (goes under my leathers) and heated gloves that plug into...
A Yorkshireman's wife passes away. He decides to have the words 'She Were Thine' engraved on her headstone. The widower calls the mason, tells...
You know it is time to stop driving when...... [ATTACH]
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £150. I think it may be two deer.
And then drink ale in t'pub with t'whippet...... There's nowt wrong with that! :upyeah:
Wishing you a swift recovery Al.
Italia! Fabrizio [IMG] Rossi [IMG] Biaggi [IMG] Schettino [IMG]
My wife told me I should try to see things from a female's point of view. So I looked out of the kitchen window.....
RADICAL boundary changes by the Conservative party will make it mathematically impossible for Labour to win an election, it has emerged....
'Twerk' A place Yorkshire people go to on Monday to Friday 9am-5pm.
As I was sat there attempting to text on a piece of toilet roll, I suddenly thought to myself, "What have I just wiped my arse on?"
How to get a good reaction from someone: Next time you go on a roller coaster bring some spare bolts with you & tell the person in front of you,...
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.
Tip for married men: If you return home to find your wife crying, don't ask: "Is it because of your new haircut?"
