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The biggest break in snooker. Stephen Lee: 12 years.
You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
A woman went into a green grocers and asked for a cucumber. The assistant replied, "Whole or sliced?" The woman replied, "I've got a fanny not...
An early version of the K-Tel Tittymilk-O-Matic. Designed to help busy nursing mothers to express milk 'hands-free'.
Rolf Harris charged with 'Making indecent images of children'. His painting of The Queen wasn't that good either....
I pulled a sexy Thai bird last night and we went back to my place. I started to pull her panties down and I was horrified at what I found....
A German, a Frenchman and a Briton are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm,"...
Photo of pricks & cunts should do nicely. :upyeah: [ATTACH]
Can't help wondering if Audi will oversee the introduction of one or more shaft-driven bikes to compete with arch-rivals BMW??? V4 desmo engine...
Considering the position of the exhaust/silencers, you could possibly modify the Multistrada into a kind of MH900 derivative?
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C++ programmer? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Rangers chairman, Craig Whyte has had his phone hacked by The Sun. They put £10 credit on it.
The Sport Classics are fetching strong money these days. Stopped for a cuppa a few weeks back & some guy on a ZZR1400 said he was looking for...
Such a nice bike, so much to spend - ask me how I know!! :wink: Winter is coming, a hugger is a good addition to the GT1000. They respond well...
Found a skid mark in my boxers last night. Serves me right for buying my underwear from a charity shop.
Don't ever ask rhetorically; "What is wrong with me?" in front of your wife. I did this two days ago. She's still telling me....
BBC News: "Huge gash" on salvaged Italian cruise ship. Didn't know Kerry Katona liked cruises...
The wife asked, "Can we go to Egypt for our holiday next year, and can we go on a camel?" I said, "Get lost, it would take fecking ages to get to...
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A. A lumpy milkshake.
My wife wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat. I checked prices online & they are really expensive. So I bought 2 normal cats & glued their heads...
