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My mate told me that the hair of the dog is a hangover cure. I've been licking mine for two hours now, and I've only succeeded in giving him a...
I've just played the Nigerian version of Cluedo. It turned out to be Abasiama Dideoluwakusidede, in the mud hut with somebody else's bank details.
My girlfriend went to Hooters today and asked for a job application form. The manager threw her a bra and said, "Here, fill this out."
Cheers to the rider of the immaculate Diavel who followed me on my GT1000 from Thurgaton to Southwell this afternoon. The Diavel sounded splendid...
Lovely bike. :upyeah:
From an e-mail sent to me by a friend in Holland: Yes we have a privatised mail service in the Netherlands, mail is delivered days after it...
Don't tell Sid, tell Vince: [ATTACH]
You can pay to use wifi in standard class. Or you can use a USB dongle (if it will hold a signal)....
I have previously parked at Stanmore Tube station & then taken the tube into London when attending meetings in the city. These days I tend to take...
A legend in his own launch time.
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The...
I stopped at a hotel last night called 'The good, the bad, and the ugly'. It was a Best Western.
Bestiality is ok for Daily Mail readers because they're fucking sheep anyway.
My mate has 3 sons: The oldest is at university studying to be a doctor. The middle one is a fantastic young footballer and is an apprentice at...
The wife whispered to me last night, "Say something that will get me wet." I replied, "Showering removes cellulite."
During her pregnancy the Duchess of Cambridge suffered from hyperemesis gravidarum. It's very rare and is usually only found in JK Rowling books.
Apologies if this is slightly off topic, but have you ever considered making a belly pan for a Sport Classic GT1000?
Being told there is a cure for dyslexia was music to my arse.
When life gives you melons. You may have dyslexia....
