Separate names with a comma.
Must be official now, it's been photographed with a wheelie bin! :tongue:
The local TV coverage of a prominent local hairdresser's funeral was very disappointing. They only showed the highlights.
Q. How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? A. More guns.
A piles-suffering Barnsley man asked his local Chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" The Chemist replied, "Aye lad, does tha want a...
Two effete men broke into a distillery. One said to the other "Is this whisky?" The other said, "Yeth, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank!"
Whilst on holiday with my wife, after several samboukas and a lot of nagging, she finally agreed to take it up the bum. I was so relieved. There...
British Airways and Air France. They came, they saw. They Concorde.
Monsieur Hollande recently commented that there are too many foreigners in France. I went there last week & he's right, there were damned French...
Wonder what percentage of Americans & Daily Mail readers think Narnia is a feckless unemployed person, scrounging from their taxes?
If that one doesn't work out for you, let me know & I'll keep my ear to the ground for any GT1000s being sold over here.
Twerking and Selfie have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary. Future and Optimism have been removed...
Reviews of the new 'Diana' film are calling it a car crash of a film. Funny, I thought it was a film of a car crash....
The wife said it looks like 6 people in wheelchairs have been killed at our local Tesco. She said she saw their chalk outlines in the car park...
Q. What's the difference between Tesco & Morrisons? A. One knows it's shit, and the other one knows it's shit.
Is this a link between excessive whisky consumption & erectile dysfunction? He can't even reach a semi.....
Peter Andre yesterday applied for a job in a coal yard. His CV listed his relevant work experience as 'humping slag for 4 years’.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt!" Well,...
My blonde girlfriend says she can always tell if they use fake dinosaurs in films.
On the subject of branding: http://ducatiforum.co.uk/f18/joke-page-544/index152.html#post220876
If more companies made condoms, we might see some interesting marketing phrases: Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better Tesco Condoms -...
