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A colleague had one of these, lovely engine & quite a comfortable long distance bike. The only issues he seemed to have were with the sprag...
Swimming the Thames is a lot like politics. You start at Oxford and if you swallow enough shit you end up at Westminster.
Q. What is the definition of irony? A. A fat girl who doesn't swallow.
Q. What is the difference between FIFA 14 & the mother in law being in hospital? A. I look forward to the release of FIFA 14.
Lovely bike. :upyeah:
+1 Rumours are that the 2014 Diavel will have a different headlight, new silencers/end cans, different radiator cowls & indicators.
We kept a book of patient names that made us smile at one hospital where I worked. The first name in the book was the mother of one of my...
An American holidaymaker visiting a church in Bolton saw a golden telephone with a sign that said 'Calls £10,000'. He asked the priest what it...
Q. What do Rolf Harris & a silver medallist have in common? A. They both come in a little behind.
I'm taking my Bon Jovi sat nav back to the shop. It keeps telling me I'm half way there.
Our young nephew just asked my wife, "Which is your favourite Telly Tubby?" She said something about a Sony before clipping him round the ear for...
I was talking to someone the other day when I asked them their profession. I was shocked by the reply. "I get paid to suck cock and take it up...
Producers of exotic films for discerning gentlemen: Anita & Tudor Bush.
Irish tobacco magnate: Nick O'Teen.
A blind man was rushed into A&E this morning. He almost bled to death whilst trying to read his cheese grater.
I learned 2 new things while gardening today: 1. Hedges don't scream and bleed when you use a hedgetrimmer. 2. Next door's cat is both deaf and...
Q. How do you spot the gynaecologist on the beach? A. He has his Rolex round his bicep.
Q. What do Katie Price & a Kit Kat have in common? A. Four fingers for less than £1.
In Britain we used to drive on the left of the road. Now we drive on what's left of the road.
Q. What's the difference between Tampax & the One Direction Fan Club? A. The One Direction Fan Club is for arseholes.
