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Nothing like a new fanny: IRN BRU Fanny Advert - YouTube
There was a rumour that the failed North Korea rocket was carrying chocolate bars, but personally I think it was just Chinese Wispas.
The first lab grown beef burger. It's Petri-frying!
I'm more than comfortable to be a passenger when my wife wants to drive. To show her how happy I am, I even wave to her from the bus stop
That reminds me: Never ever get drunk in South Korea. It's a tad awkward the next morning when hair of the dog turns out to be a starter rather...
My girlfriend's dog died recently, so I got her an identical one to cheer her up. She threw a strop & kicked me out. Any ideas what I'm going to...
Buy a highlights/review DVD at the end of the season? Not sure if there are any lower cost ways of watching Moto GP live in 2014. Shame there...
The Virgin TIVO box. Now my wife can f*ck up 3 recordings at the same time.
Just bought a TV from ebay. The advert read: 'For sale, TV. Volume stuck on max.' I couldn't turn that down...
The height of irony: The Carry On films have stopped.
One of my favourite non-video adverts: [ATTACH]
I walked into my doctor's with a carrot in my ear & a stick of celery up my nose. The doctor told me I wasn't eating properly.
My bank manager doesn't give my business ideas the credit they deserve.
I was just watching some excellent lesbian Thai porn: just three horny girls, getting dirty with each other, giving each other blow jobs... Hang...
It doesn't seem fair that Babestation are only allowed to show boobs late at night, but BBC Parliament are allowed to show c*nts all day.
The best way to wake your wife up in the mornings is with oral sex. Careful she doesn't choke though..
Just a suggestion: You might try attaching a photo & perhaps a quick reference to your wheels on the Sport Classic section of this forum....
Very nice.
Two people have sex is called a twosome... Three people have sex is called a threesome... Four people have sex is called a foursome... Now I...
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?
