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Sex has gone downhill, so I bought the wife an orange dildo. She said it looks like a giant carrot, which is ironic as her fanny looks like a...
When I was six years old I asked the boy next door, "Have you ever tasted your Grandma's fanny?" He gagged and threw up. I took that as a yes.
Going down on grandma is like eating a pork pie. You have to eat through the crust and lick up the jelly before you can get to the meat.
From the BBC web site: BBC Sport - MotoGP: Cal Crutchlow leaves Yamaha to sign for Ducati
Liverpool football club, wishes to eradicate any use of the following words, which are usually offensive and which the club considers...
Samantha Cameron has been slipping viagra into David Cameron's claret. At the last check he was just over 8 feet tall...
Viagra is now available in powdered form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
Jim'll Fix It audience???
With seats at a premium at Wimbledon for the men's final, even the Royal Box had a couple of extra stools ... David Cameron and Victoria Beckham.
My dick is a lot like Marmite. My wife hates it when I rub it on her toast.
My wife constantly complains about my short comings... Apparently, she wants it on her tits, not in her belly button.
Scientists have just discovered oil reserves in Antarctica. After the announcement David Cameron condemned the Penguins' brutal regime and...
After drinking men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking & fight over nothing. Women can do all these without drinking!
There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage. 1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in...
Just posted a link to this event in the 'General Ducati' section. Here's a link to the Donington event: Classic Motorcycle Festival - Donington...
Might be of interest to a few people. Classic race bikes & some famous names riding them: Classic Motorcycle Festival - Donington Park Racing...
Some women don't half have some dirty habits!! :wink: Enjoy the new bike.
Whenever my mate starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables.
Chris Froome has been stripped of his Tour de France title for testing positive for 4 substances that are banned in France. Toothpaste,...
I love to get my girlfriend to the point where she's almost coming. Then cancel her train ticket.
