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Apparently 1 in 4 relationships now start online. If women knew how to check internet history, about 1 in 4 would end online too....
One of Katie Price's kids was talking about his 'invisible friend'. Or 'Daddy' as he is also known....
My car broke down outside a massage parlour on Monday. And again tomorrow,
"Those sunglasses are fake!" I said to my Dyslexic mate. "No they're not!" He said, "These are proper Roy Banns!"
Not really. I think it's very sad that such despicable people are protected when they are alive.
Last year on returning from holiday in France I was waiting for the Channel Tunnel crossing in a queue that also included a two very sprightly...
Starred in a James Bond themed porno film last week, and the director was extremely pleased with my performance. Came right on Q.
I was in the pub earlier tonight & bought a ginger beer. Ungrateful bitch never even said thank you.
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with only one leg? A. Limp biscuit.
My wife was told that nibbling on ginger snap biscuits would prevent her from feeling travel sick in the car on holiday. Worked perfectly. As...
I phoned the local council & asked what precautions might be taken in the event of a Dalek invasion. They told me steps had been put in place...
A postman died on his rounds today after collapsing in the extreme heat. Reports say he might have survived but the First Aider who found him...
More news emerging regarding the dodgy past of a sick individual: BBC News - Thatcher lobbied for Savile knighthood despite warnings
Not an issue I've had to deal with. I replaced the OEM wheels with 5-spoke Marchesinis for lighter unsprung weight & the ability to use tubeless...
Breaking News: Cabinet Ministers support mansion tax. Our taxes pay for their mansions.
David Cameron claims he has a tantric approach to the EU. This explains why it appears that he's doing nothing effective and yet we're all being...
A group of Conservative backbenchers who are opposed to legalisation of gay marriage, have told David Cameron that he has 'no mandate'. He...
She lay naked on my bed with just a carrot, a leek & a cauliflower covering her nether regions. She called it a vegazzle.
You could try posting an advert with some photos in the Classified section of this forum. There is also the Ducati.ms forum from North America,...
