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Kate Middleton's not pregnant, It's just an Ingrowing heir.
Fair play to Kate Middleton - she's proof that it's NOT just in Liverpool that jobless women have babies to get more money from state handouts.
Papiss Cisse fined for refusing to wear shirt showing Newcastle club sponsor Wonga. Initial fine of £5000, rising to £47,987,654,334 if he hasn't...
My daughter's hamster escaped from its cage last night so I spent 4 hours looking for it. No luck though, he definitely wasn't in the pub.
The Doctor said, "I've got some bad news, your DNA is backwards." I said, "and.......?"
My wife came downstairs today saying "Look what I found in the closet. A pair of Crotchless Panties." As she modelled them seductively. I didn't...
June's been reported as one of the wettest on record. The dirty bitch had been reading 50 Shades of Grey.
The government has announced radical new plans to reduce the length of dole queues. They're going to make people stand closer together.
I just drove past a sign that said: 'Watch for blind chldren.' Seems cruel. What's next? Headphones for deaf kids?
Urgent advice for ginger women: Don't have a brazilian, it will look like a fish finger.
Just had a sneak preview of Bono's new album. It's very similar to the stuff he did with U2, with less edge....
The secretary saw her boss's fly is open. She tells him: "Sir your garage door is open." Boss: "Did you see my Ducati?" Secretary: "I saw a...
It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegetarian. In which case, it's through his fanny...
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina.
I fill my tank up to the 'filler extension'. Had the bike 4 years & it has been fine so far.
Picture the scene in homes up & down the country every January: "Ok, we can either have a family holiday or we can send Granny a card that might...
My mother-in-law is a bit heathen. She's covered in a layer of coarse grass and dogs shit on her.
I just saved 4 children & their parents from a burning house and got a really big pat on the back. Just think if I could play tennis I might have...
Who made the other six dwarves?
Top marks for the photos. Bikes, pretty lady, cute pooch & wheelie bin - a full house! :upyeah: Good luck with your next bike. Do try the...
