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At last, I finally worked out the difference between "you're" and "your." Well, their you go.
If I had to choke Nigella Lawson, I wouldn't choose my hands to do it with. :wink:
I asked my wife if she wanted to try something from the Kama Sutra tonight. She said, "Great, I'll have a chicken tikka masala."
David Cameron has described tax avoidance as being morally repugnant. It's good to see that he learnt such a strong ethical awareness when he...
I normally pay for a prostitute when I'm in Glasgow, instead of going out on the pull. It's a lot cheaper than trying to get a Glaswegian bird...
Statistics show that 12 out of 10 Russians voted for Vladimir Putin...
As I sat in the pub last night waiting for my blind date to turn up, I got a text saying: "I can't make it." I thought to myself, "Great, what an...
Q. What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? A. Drowning
I just got a text from my wife. ''You wouldn't believe it, when I was on my way home from work, it started pissing down with rain, windy, cold,...
The wife rang from the shops in the middle of football today and said, "Darling, I don't want to walk home in the rain." "Well you'd better run...
My mate had a crazy night last night. He drank 16 beers and peed on a cop car. The joys of being a policeman.
Very nice bike. :upyeah:
Now I understand why their leathers are custom made - to accommodate the huge balls it takes to ride like they do!
Dating a blind girl is challenging but rewarding. It took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Yesterday my young niece asked me, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No love," I replied. "Some begin with, 'If I am elected."
As we arrived at our hotel and started unpacking, I said to my wife: "Why is your suitcase full of gloves?" She said, "You told me it was hand...
So Arnie has confirmed he's in Terminator 5. "I'll be back!" Will be replaced with, "Ow my back!"
I mentioned the bike option because I bumped into an old friend recently. He's running a Triumph Trophy SE for business use. He wears...
'Army chief says cuts could be dangerous.' Let's hope nobody tells him about guns and bombs
My penis is like a garden hose. I'm not referring to its length or girth. There just seems to be a permanent ban on me using it.
