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Do dolphins have tattoos of fat women on their bodies?
You must have strong hands Bradders? I can't feel Mrs H's love handles through her leathers when she's riding pillion!! :biggrin:
Sometimes function has to rule over form. I recall Douglas had a Ventura grab rail on the back of his 1st 848, and I also have one on the back of...
I met a girl in a nightclub last night when she whispered in my ear, "I want you to make me feel dirty and degraded." So I took her shopping in...
Not getting good odds on an Aussie DJ phoning the hospital to find out.....
I never thought I'd see myself feeling sorry for Max Clifford... And I was right.
Q. What do you call a ginger Jehovah's Witness? A. Two reasons not to open the front door.
One of my colleagues suggested that we turn all the clocks ten minutes fast, giving the illusion that we finish work early. The boss said, "Not...
Sorry Gogs, can't help you with those particular mods. I have Hyperpro progressive fork springs & they work well on the poorly surfaced rural...
The mother in law is so fat she can't even get into her local chemist I think she's too big for her Boots.
I really wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me.
Q. What's the difference between a telephone and a politician? A. You can hang up the phone when you chose the wrong person.
Q. What is the definitition of fairness? A. Throwing Monopoly money to strippers with fake boobs...
The kids kicked their ball into the garden of the old man next door, and he stuck a knife in it before throwing it back. I returned the favour...
My mate asked his girlfiend what his spunk tasted like. "Like your brother's." was not the answer he was hoping for...
Q. Why did God create man? A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
The wife had a knockout orgasm last night... ...after I swapped her vibrator for a cattle prod.
David Cameron, Boris Johnson, George Osborne and Theresa May walk into a bar. Who buys the drinks? We do.
Theresa May is claiming the new internet snooping laws will 'help trap killers like Ian Huntley '. Is it just me or shouldn't we be trying to...
A man walked into a doctor's surgery with a carrot in his ear & a piece of celery up his bum. The doctor told him he wasn't eating properly.
