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Congrats on selling your bike. Will the new owner be visiting this site? P.S. Hope you all have a wonderful time at your daughter's wedding....
All to whip up more hysteria amongst the faithful swivel eyed loons - the ones hiding behind the twitching curtains in swiveleyesation. :biggrin:
Q. What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18:...
Newsflash: US President Barack Obama is planning a visit to Camp David. Or Mr Cameron as he's known in the UK.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called up President Barack Obama: "Mr. Obama, I had a wonderful dream last night. I was able to see the whole of...
I'm at the bar having just bought a round for my mates Paddy, Nigel and Jethro. There's a fine wine between Guinness and Magners.
If your wife ever asks why you don't wake up with an erection.... Just tell her she's the woman of your dreams.
My mate has been seeing a girl who insists on wearing gloves, football boots and shin pads every time they have sex. He reckons this one's a...
There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The...
After a messy divorce, my mate says he's looking for a woman who can make his dick hard - not his life.
Hi Arth, Which part of Nottingham are you in?
At 3 months pregnant a woman falls into a coma, 6 months later she awakens and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: "You had twins, a boy and...
After 1 pint I was an absolute mess. I threw up down my shirt, tried to finger this old lady, before shitting myself and falling asleep in the...
The village newsagent has been busy. There's a box on the counter that says '2013 Diaries'... I counted them and there was only 17 left!
London police have unveiled the latest technology to patrol the River Thames. Row Boat Cop.
A man in a cinema notices what looks like a gorilla sitting next to him. "Are you a gorilla?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you...
The vicar lost his favorite Bible while he was helping parishoners to mend fences. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the...
They say, 'A womans work is never done'... And that's the real reason it's better to be a man.
Thanks to James Naughtie, the Minister for Murdoch will forever be known as 'Jeremy Cunt': James Naughtie introduces Jeremy Hunt BBC Radio 4 -...
A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. On approaching an airfield one night, instead of making any official...
