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Jeremy Hunt believes he can read people's minds. It's not that impressive when everyone thinks you're a cunt.
Spent our hols in Port Vendres last summer, but had to use the 4-wheeled thing as I had Mrs H & one of our daughters along as well. Unfortunately...
Australians don't have sex. Australians mate.
Wayne Rooney's newborn son Klay, was named in honour of his father. Thick and difficult to work with.
Apparently FIFA 13 is so realistic that if you win a trophy with Liverpool, the screen changes to black & white.
The anniversary of the Peral Harbour attack is now known as the 'National Think Twice Day' in Japan.
Indeed, even though I didn't get it from a copper!!:smile:
I seem to recall recommending the GT1000 to you many moons ago. Welcome back & I hope you find a nice example of the bike. AFAIK, the 2006/2007...
You can't compare Marmite to politicians. Some people like Marmite...
The mother in law said she had changed her mind. I told her I hope the new one works....
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot...
Police believe Jimmy Saville is currently part of an underground paedophile ring.
Q. What do a government cabinet meeting and the sexual health ward of a hospital have in common? A. Both are full of useless pricks and rotten...
I called my mate a dirty slut last night. She arrived at his house in less than 10 minutes.
I went out with the lads last night, had a skin full of beer and a curry. When I got in I slept like a baby. In the morning my pillow was...
This just in: Sad news today for football. Andy Carroll's been recalled to the England squad...
When someone pisses you off, just keep calm and count to 10. But smack them in the face at about 8 - They won't expect it.
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me why there is no damned money in it.
The arrogance of politicians knows no bounds. After 3 years of antagonistic behaviour towards the Police, the woman seems to have decided she can...
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