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Just heard the news about Alex Ferguson retiring. It's so refreshing to see a story of a man in his seventies, in the news, that doesn't involve...
Q: What do you call a policewoman who infrequently shaves her pubes? A: Cuntstubble.
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
It's becoming so much harder to spot the difference between the New Year's Honours List & the Sex Offenders List..
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a piñata. The girls were beating me off with a stick.
A man visited his bank manager and said, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replied, "Start a large one and wait six months."
Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
Mike Hailwood. Smooth, stylish & very quick: hailwood ducati - YouTube
George Phillips of Grand Falls, Newfoundland, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the garden shed which...
ITV newsflash: 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' is to be filmed in Wakefield Prison.
I've just finished the garlic diet. I lost 6 friends.
Here's another (Obi) Wan: Anakin Vs Obi Wan & Yoda Vs Palpatine [720p HD] - YouTube
Anyone tried bar risers on an 848?
Amended for you in light of the following article. New nicknames: Berk & Hair? Prince Charles uses 'intestate' cash in Cornwall to fund his own...
There are some real sithies on this forum! :wink:
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try: Do. Or do not. There is no try. - YouTube
Producers say they will not allow a gypsy into the Big Brother house. There is no way anyone could evict one of them....
The Daily Fail has quite a track record for printing fiction in an attempt to stir up hysteria in suburbia: Daily Mail Article
Q. What happens if you stick your hand up a Gypsy's dress? A. You get your palm read every 28 days.
I went down the local fair last night, and they had one of those things you have to punch as hard as you can. A gypsy.
