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The George W. Bush Library opened today in Dallas, Texas. Expect the Ray Charles Art Gallery any day now.
Equipment in NHS Pathology is replaced via a tendering procedure. This has been flat with very few tenders in the last 2 years (long story, but...
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio: 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a...
A police officer stopped a blonde for speeding and asked her very nicely if he could see her licence. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys...
A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding across the Iraqi desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to...
Q: Why do politicians whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
15 Differences between Airplanes and Women.... 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by...
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart: 50 Fahrenheit (10C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35...
My mate's wife came out of the bathroom & said to him, “I have just shaved my fanny, and you know what that means don't you?” He said, “Yeah,...
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan Utah. I wonder if he died knowing he would win won the 'Coolest Headstone'...
My mate has just accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. His next crap could spell disaster.
A little boy desperately wanted £100.00 and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the £100.00....
T'was Italia Moto. What did Riders offer for yours?
My mate go his Rogain pills & his Viagra pills mixed up. His hair is now growing back nice & thick, but it's way too stiff to comb.
If women are so damned good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache & sex at the same time?
How many motorcyclists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to...
Sad news coming from the JLS camp this morning. They're all still alive.
A friend asked me to explain the meaning of the word 'dilemma'. I decided to explain by using the following example: "Imagine you are laying in...
Note found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old,...
