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Wow - look at the tits on this Look at the tits on this: [ATTACH]
A Ducati dealer I dropped in to recently suggested any Sport Classics will sell quickly. My GT's not for sale, but he reckoned it would fetch...
What Gets Longer When Pulled? Fits Between your boobs? Inserts Neatly in a Hole? AND works best when it is jerked? A...
A big fight broke out at the petrol station round the corner last night. 23 people arrested in Total....
Playing in the vet's league now?
ITV faced complaints after Alan Titchmarsh had Patsy Kensit in the guest slot. Jealousy is a terrible thing......
David Cameron has today defended plans to have trainee nurses start off as health care assistants before they start nursing. That's fine, as...
My Eskimo pen-pal's in hospital suffering from malnutrition. I've sent him a 'get whale soon' card.
My mate has loads of memorabilia of Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Supergirl. I think he may have a heroine addiction.
I went to the dog rescue centre last night. Or singles bar as it's better known.
A dog is for life, not just for Christmas. So be careful at the next office Christmas party.
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Q. What do nuclear scientists have for lunch? A. Fission chips.
My mother in law drives like lightening. She's not fast, she just hits trees.
The mother in law was worried she might be ripped off when she took her car to the local mechanic. She was very relieved when he only charged...
Q. What do you get if you cross Camilla Parker-Bowles with a gorilla? A. I don't know, there's only so much you can make a gorilla do.
If you put an iPhone in a blender, would you get apple juice?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,...
Q. What is the difference between a plastic surgeon & Michael Gove? A. One tucks features....
"Did you tie the dog up and put him in the kennel?" asked my wife, as I walked in the door. I turned around and headed straight back to the...
