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Q. Did you hear about the collision between the red ship and the blue ship? A. Both crews were marooned.
Two blondes take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough,...
Worth thinking about? Take a look at the Sport Classic section on the Ducati.ms forum, I think you'll find a number of owners in North America...
A Yorkshire man’s dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decided to have a gold statue made by a Jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshire...
The mother in law is so fat, when she walked past the TV we missed a whole season of '24'.
The word 'Pilerri' on the sidewall might give the game away...:wink: Presumably the tyres were not 'rubbery'???
I'm not saying my mother in law is fat. But the cheeks of her arse are in different postcodes.
My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met each other....
I have never made a fool of my mother in law. I leave her to display her natural talents herself.
Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your brother's bedroom? A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.
Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? A: Because there's no light in the closet.
My mate was arrested last night after he broke into a house through the bathroom window. He stood on the talking scales and gave himself a weigh.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...
There are concerns regarding Prince Charles' hearing after he was invited to perform a kit inspection. [ATTACH]
Q: What did Confucius say to Tiger Woods? A: He who drives well in 'fairway' does not always 'fare' well in driveway.
Another rumour suggests a Welshman will play Bond in 'Dai Another Day'.
The entertainment world is buzzing with rumours that a scouser is to play James Bond, in 'The Man with the Stolen Gun'.
Sounds dead good, enjoy! :upyeah:
Some new golfing phrases: An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Kate Winslett -...
After Margaret Thatcher's funeral, you will be able to download Tony Blair's eulogy to her from the BBC iPlayer. Just look for it under 'The...
