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There is no truth in the rumour that Katie Price has performed Hamlet in just 10 minutes. But she has pulled off Twelve Angry Men in less than 2...
Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q. What's the difference between the French and a piece of toast? A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. What do Mexicans put under their carpets? A. Underlay, underlay!
The wife keeps painting herself gold. I think it's a gilt complex.
Scientists have invented a new pill that is half aspirin & half super glue. It's for splitting headaches.
Women say we men only think with our penises. Ladies, don't be afraid to blow our minds.
Samantha Cameron is pleased to announce that the PM's penis enlargement pills are working. He's now twice the dick he was 2 years ago.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Oops, post 1893 is an echo of 1877. People might guess we don't proof read each other's gags! :wink: Realy enjoyed the daiquiri joke, a cracker!
My mate got an STD after sticking his dick in a bottle of cleaning fluid. Doctors think it's Cif-ilis.
Bill Gates is about to launch his new condom onto the market. With Windows track record for avoiding viruses, I'll be giving it a miss.....
I'm combining Easter and April Fool's day this year. I'm sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven't hidden.
Check out the Gerbing accessories via the web link. Should give you another option to plug into the power socket.
Fat Duc O2 Manipulators are said to work by altering the oxygen sensor output voltage. This slight reduction in voltage forces the ECU to add...
I use Gerbing heated gloves (and inner jacket), had them for a few years & they are excellent. I don't have a Multistrada & nor does my bike have...
Had a marathon anal sex session last night. Took ages to get all the peanuts out this morning.....
A trucker enters a diner, sits down at the counter and the waitress comes over hands him a menu and says "What'll ya have?" The trucker says,"...
Q. Why is there no such organization such as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
