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An old lady on our street talked herself out of a speeding ticket earlier this week. She told the Police Officer she had to get to her...
Q. Why did Disney World fail in Japan? A. Nobody was tall enough to go on the good rides.
Paddy & his wife were in bed & couldn't sleep because of next door's dog barking in their garden. After a while Paddy could take no more & stormed...
Two eggs are boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack!" "No good telling me," replies the male...
A vicar is on a train and a pregnant woman gets on and sits down opposite him. As they travel the vicar is reading his newspaper and the woman...
Q: What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up!
Love, lust & marriage Love- When you argue over how many kids to have. Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot. Marriage- When you...
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About 8 pints
Today's learning experience: Whoever coined the expression 'As quiet as a mouse', has obviously never stepped on one....
Like many former sprinters & rugby players, I've had tears of both my achilles tendons without rupturing them. You have my sympathy as it is a...
Agree 100%. Top bloke. :upyeah:
Did you hear about the gay spy? He had a false bottom in his briefcase.
Q. Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon yet? A. It doesn't need cleaning.
News Flash: Egypt to enter the Eurovision Song Contest with, '98 Red Balloons'.
