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Why chocolate is better than sex One for those of you who like chocolate: -- You can GET chocolate. -- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone...
Abu Qatada joins Alex Reid, Peter Andre and Leandro in the long list of men who refuse to go back to Jordan.
Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.
My wife just rang and asked me to pick her up. Bugger me, I'm a man not a forklift..
Just a thought: Have you had the ECU mapped with the Fuel cans? If you haven't already done this, then you may get a slight improvement in mpg...
Due to work demands, 2 tickets available for a comedy performance. They are for the Anfield Road End.
Several members of the England football team have lost the backing for the dog walking business they were about to start. People realised they...
Nice photos! :upyeah: Fuel light came on at 97 miles, yet it only took 9.5 litres? The standard tank capacity is 15 litres so your fuel light...
Statements by people involved in significant historical events have been translated into modern English: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of...
Apparently you can only say, "Look at you! You got so big!" to children. Old girlfriends tend to get offended......
New Zealand has parade of topless porn stars on motorcycles called "Boobs on Bikes" due to pass through Wellington. Meanwhile, here in England,...
It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963.
After his car crash of a TV interview yesterday, Boris Johnson is so muddled he is now kissing hands & shaking babies. Not to mention shitting...
A man threw a yoghurt at me the other day. I thought, "How dairy."
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A: A Sithy.
I was in a lift with a very pretty girl today. She went down and I got off....
Guzzi 750 S3: Another bike lusted over during my youth. Sir, you have taste. Took me just over 30 years to find my way to Ducati ownership, via...
How's it going Chris? I suggest you take heed of chest pains, always best to play safe. Any swelling, tenderness or discolouration of the skin...
Good for you Triang, that's a beautiful bike. Hankered after one during my late teens, but all I could afford was a 1968 175cc BSA Bantam.
