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Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.
Q. Why didn't the two Tampons say "Hello"? A. Because they were both stuck up c*nts.
Q. What's the difference between a Lada and a Tampon? A. A Tampon comes with its own tow rope.
Agreed. Although I can't use the bike for work, I ride my GT1000 whenever I can. It may appreciate in value, but that's not why I bought it. I...
A new drug has been released to alleviate depression in lesbians, it's called "tricoxagain".
Q. What's black, fizzy, moves at 500mph and costs €5? A. A can of coke on a Ryanair flight.
Hope the day goes well & wish them every happiness for the future. :upyeah:
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring ? He decided to stick it out for another year.
I walked up to the young guy stood at the counter today and said, "Do you have anything for acne?" "No," he replied. "Thought not," I said,...
My daughter ran panting into our bedroom last night, "Daddy, there's a monster under my bed!" So I said, "Any worse than what's beside me?"
My mate has just created a new foundation for battered wives. It's really thick to cover up the bruises.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. More to the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction, 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did...
Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her...
Q: Why was the washing machine laughing? A: It was taking the p1ss out of the underpants.
So that's what became of Michael Jackson's nose? I'll place a copy of that picture on the mantelpiece, alongside the photo of the mother in law....
Confucius says: Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Alpina wheels are said to be a straight fit in most cases. They are pricey though: Ducati Alu street wheels
Woke up this morning and discovered a leak in my fish tank. Well, it was either that or a very large spring onion.
I never wanted to lick out a horse. Cunning Findus.
