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I like to treat women like golf. If she's not holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.
My mate is struggling. All he has to eat is herbs given to him by his neighbour. He is living on borrowed thyme.
Hitler walked in to a room with a friend and said to his generals, "I want you to kill 6 million Jews and one Australian." The generals looked...
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Pancreatic cancer is a dreadfully agressive disease. Unfortunately 3 months seems to be about the average prognosis after diagnosis. I lost 2...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He spent the rest of his life worshipping Stan.
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the relationship. Men say, "Big deal, try faking a...
My mate had to be rushed to hospital today to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis. He won't be shagging one of those again.
Had a wet dream about the mother in law last night. Dreamt she was run over by a bus & pissed myself laughing.
Could this be Samuel L Jackson's dog? [ATTACH]
Q. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? A. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands of hares and a dead...
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Because of the recession, Bob the Builder has changed his name. To Bob..........
I thought Katie Price had launched aloaf of bread with her name on it. But I looked again and it just said 'thick cut'.
Q. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? A. Follow the fresh prints.
Q. Why was Cleopatra so negative? A. Because she was Queen of denial.
Q. What's the difference between ooh & aah? A. About 3 inches.
Tesco's version of a BMW with added horsepower?
All I got for my birthday was a pack of very sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with.
The local garden centre is now selling emo lawn. It cuts itself.
