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My wife said she wanted to spice up our sex life. So I began with cumin on her boobs.
Q. What is red & has 7 dents? A. Snow White's cherry.
'New racism row at Stamford Bridge' I guess that's where John Terry will sit when he retires.
Nick Clegg scratches plan to make his wife take the blame for joining up with Tories.
Vicky Pryce can console herself with knowing the Libdem Head of Counselling is on the end of the phone. His name’s Lord Rennard.
Chris Huhne's future career is going to be a hard cell.
A primary school class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time...
Senior Citizen Health Care So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? This plan gives anyone 65...
Yesterday, scientists in Britain revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men...
Q. What's long & hard and makes women groan? A. An ironing board.
I decided to show my kids how to make a burger from scratch. They burst into tears and refused to eat. I don't know what the fuss is about, it...
So the Queen's had diarrhoea. Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks quite so bad since that tunnel in Paris.
Yoko Ono has just been signed up for next year's 'I'm a celebrity got me out of here'. The producers say she will be fantastic as she has been...
Review video by Michael Neeves of MCN: 2013 Ducati Hypermotard At Ascari - YouTube
Just had a giant cockroach knock at the door asking for donations, it must be that bug that's going round.
Anal sex keeps my wife really fit. Every time I mention it she runs a mile.
The wiping of club & balls on the curtains after playing is often discouraged....
Funky, the new Wicked Uncle Ernie? Fiddle About - The Who (Live at the Isle of Wight) - YouTube
Funkypinata???? [ATTACH]
I'll never forget that terrifying moment I saw my first grey pubic hair. It was on a kebab....
