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The South African police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair. If you ask me he was dangerous enough on a pair of stilts,...
Q. What do a pint of Guinness and a Catholic priest have in common? A. Black coat, white collar and you have to watch your arse if you get a...
Man admitted to hospital today with a vacuum cleaner up his bum. Doctors say he is picking up nicely.
Cheers Imola, damned nice bike. :upyeah: I've always liked the 2v motors (nothing against the 4v water cooled jobs either). Would like...
Best wishes to Gizmo. Thinking of him & his family. The people in the Specialist Spinal Unit at James Cook University Hospital are outstanding,...
We have stopped allowing the blonde in our office to take coffee breaks. It takes too long to retrain her.
Q. What do you call a 400lb woman who likes to screw men and women at the same time? A. A bisexual built for two.
Q. You are in a room with a cabinet minister, a lion & a tiger, and you have a gun with 2 bullets. Who do you shoot? A. The cabinet minister...
My mate entered a masturbation competition even though he has both arms in plaster. He didn't come anywhere.
Q. What's the difference between a Walther PPK and a woman? A. You can put a silencer on the Walther.
Q. What's the difference between marmalade and jam? A. You can't marmalade your knob up your girlfriend's arse.
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass.
Sent to me by a friend who has just gone through a very messy divorce. Coincidence???
The reviews for this product are well worth reading, they bring back memories of Agent Picolax & the chilli cook off story: Amazon.co.uk:...
Haven't used SPR, have you tried Cornerspeed in Kirkby in Ashfield? I've been taking my bike to Neil for a few years, the guy really knows what...
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes...
Just got 3D TV & it's damned good. Fell asleep during the Liverpool game & when I woke up my wallet had gone.
What is six inches long and makes a man groan as soon as a woman touches it? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A gear stick.
I meant to take liquid viagra lastnight, but accidentally took liquid Tippex. I woke up this morning with a massive correction.
Government austerity cuts have hit the Nativity Play. This Christmas Mary will be riding on a Lidl donkey.
