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Does anyone know how to cancel an ebay bid? I made a bid for a Mickey Mouse outfit and now I'm 6 minutes away from owning Liverpool Football Club.
Last night the wife rubbed Nescafe granules all over my willy. I came in an instant.......
Q. What was the Palestinian doing on the swing? A. Giving the sniper a hard time.
Looks like Michael Gove on the television in the Motorolo advert, how old must he be??
Ode for the elderly My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own...
The Prime Minsiter was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during his tour of the floors he passed a room where a male patient was...
First Prince Phillip has a bladder infection. And now the Queen is in hospital with a tummy bug. Which proves one thing - she swallows.
Perhaps the Humphreys have branched out from milk into petrol? [ATTACH]
Trying to get a deal with Dignitas for the mother in law in time for next weekend. :biggrin:
Hi Glid, Tried to send you a PM but your inbox is full. Cheers RH
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." Mark Twain.
Question of the day: How would a dyslexic person dance the 'YMCA'?
The boss says our office is going paperless next week. Should be interesting when somebody goes for a dump.....
I like the Ten Commandments but I have a problem with the ninth. It should be, 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ox, except in Scrabble'.
"Poor fellow, he suffers from files." "This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a...
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." "I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without...
There has been a new addition to the Kama Sutra. It's called 'The Gas Board Position': You stay in all day and nobody comes.
"Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died." Peter Ustinov.
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home." W.C. Fields
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse." Groucho Marx.
