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Had some Tesco meat balls for dinner last night. They were the dog's bollocks!
Q. What's the difference between a supermodel and a heavily pregnant woman? A. Nothing - if the husband knows what's good for him.
Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife? A. One is contract, the other is pay as you go.
A lesson in Cell Phone Etiquette from Canada: After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes as the train...
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to OHare Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist...
The Koreans have launched their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack. It's called 'Not Poodle'.
I ran an older F650GS for a couple of years when the kids were smaller (i.e. still at school). It was a great commuter, was very economical &...
If you're taking a pillion I can recommend the Ventura grab rail/rack options. I have the grab rail fitted to my GT & Her Indoors is quite happy...
Saw the Pope on TV the other day. Does anyone else get nervous about a German guy on a balcony addressing 200,000 people?
A man told his doctor," I can't stop deep-frying things in batter. I've deep-fried my TV, my laptop, my mobile phone and I've even battered my...
Our local pub had a disco the other night. First they played 'jump'...so I jumped...then they played 'the twist'...so I twisted...then they...
Some GT1000 owners in North America have fitted lower handlebars to the GT1000. You could also fit rearsets to a GT1000. Might be an option...
Benelli 250 2c: benelli 250 2c - YouTube [ATTACH]
1) Can't comment, I ride a GT1000 - but this is an excellent bike for pillion duties. 2) This is reported to be linked to petrol with a higher...
I rang a girl I used to date & asked her if she was free on Friday night. She said, "No, but my prices are reasonable."
Q. What's the difference between a cabinet minister and an arsehole? A. An arsehole does give a shit.
A man called his wife from A&E & told her his finger had been cut off in an accident at work in the factory. "Oh my God!" Cried the wife. "Not...
What if God is a woman? Not only am I going to Hell, I'll never know why.
