Separate names with a comma.
Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He threw himself behind an oncoming train.
Doctors believe that men think about sex every 7 seconds. But I wrote this sentence in sex.
I found my step ladder last night, my real ladder left me when I was 4.
Have you heard about the gay bloke who put a nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to three butts a day.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean 1 in 5 people enjoy it?
A. Two men on a motorbike, which one is gay? B. The one with the brown helmet.
A copper pulls up alongside a 13 year old girl spewing and spitting in Coronation Street. "Have you been drinking young lady?" he asks. "Yes,...
Reports are emerging from The Vatican that Oscar Pistorius's lawyer is to be canonised after he made a crippled man walk.
In the 1980s he became a member of the 3-man Football Pools Panel.
Nice bikes. But then I'm biased, I already have a Sport Classic. :upyeah:
At his peak Banksy was the greatest in the world. That save from Pele in Mexico 1970 was sublime. Taught Peter Shilton a thing or two as well....
Q. How do most men define marriage? A. A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
When a husband's words are sharp, it may be from trying to get them in edgeways.
When my mate divorced, he & his ex-wife shared the house 50-50. She got the inside & he got the outside.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
The mother in law has thrown out all her expensive shower gel and has switched to washing up liquid. Apparently the label on the bottle says,...
A Stage hypnotist did a gig at the Old Folks Home. He opened by hypnotising a couple of volunteers. Then he said he'll to hypnotise everyone in...
I met a man yesterday who was half American and half Iraqi. He was his own worst enemy.
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.
