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Wife comes home early and catches hubby having a wank in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life. Afterwards he says...
So there you are in Sabadell, near Barcelona, Spain, and you decide to go out and for a late afternoon stroll around the town square with the rest...
Of all my wife's relatives, I like me best.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
Old age: It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. My doctor refused to give me Viagra. He said it would be like putting a...
Q. What is David Cameron's new fitness programme to get people walking again? A. Petrol at £2 per litre.
In a few weeks Oscar will have a record that will stand forever. A criminal record.
Michael Gove & Sarah Vine are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
Q. Why is television called a medium? A. Because it is neither rare nor well done.
The wife's Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb’s and some burgers. So that’s white rum, navy rum and Red Rum.
News flash Traces of Zebra found in Tesco barcodes....
Q. What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a 'c', ands with a 't' and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle? A. A coconut.
Very nice Matt. :upyeah:
Q. What do you get when David Cameron promises to tell the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth? A. Three different answers.
I went to a book binding class last night. The teacher said, "Come in & make yourself a tome."
If The Bible had been written by university students, the Last Supper would have been eaten cold the next morning. Instead of creating the world...
The blonde in the office had phone sex last night. Her arse is ringing today.
Q. How do you annoy a female archaeologist?? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her which period it comes from.
NFN: Normal For Norfolk (used in hospitals around East Anglia). CTF: Confidence To Fart (used by medics as an index to evaluate patients on...
Funny you should mention it........... [ATTACH]
