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Wonder how many long term SC owners might be tempted to sell if someone offered in the region of £10k for their bike? Would they spend all of the...
Excellent. One of my daughters is at Law School in Leicester, must ask her if the car park has been covered with bunches of flowers since the...
Breaking News: Iain Duncan Smith & the Department of Work & Pensions have today declared Richard III 'fit for work'.
Findus is still very popular with consumers. According to the latest Gallup poll.
Breaking News: Willie Carson found in sausage roll.
Q. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don't know And I don't care
Contributions for the Pope's leaving gift may be made via PaPal.
The Pope resigns In response to the announcement of the Pope's resignation, we are also advised he will soon be known as 'Ex-Benedict'.
Tell a man something and it goes in one ear & out of the other. Tell a woman something and it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Food scandal for vegetarians: radish found to contain up to 100% horseradish. [ATTACH]
Don't think many would volunteer to eat either of these. One past it old nag, seen with a horse: [ATTACH]
I haven't seen any Sport Classics with block section tread pattern tyres. My GT1000 had Michelin Pilot Classics on when I bought it. These tyres...
'Horses for courses' Not much of a metaphore these days is it?
Strange but true It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach A human hair can hold a weight of 3kg The length of the penis...
Did you hear about the German vampire who became a poet? He went from bat to verse.
The barman in our local pub asked me if I always drink my whisky neat. I said, "No, sometimes I wear jeans & my let shirt hang out."
I've decided to trace my family tree. I'm not very good at drawing.
After a night on the ale with the lads, my wife yelled at me, "What do you think you're playing at, coming home half drunk?" I replied, "Sorry...
I went to the doctor & asked for a cure for sleepwalking. He said, "Try these." I asked, "Are they sleeping pills?" He said, "No, they're tin...
My kingdom for a horse lasagne. Is this today's mane story? [ATTACH] [ATTACH]