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I have sex like weather men make snowstorm predictions. I'll tell you you're getting 12 inches, but actually, you'll just end up with a slight...
Success is: At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a drivers licence....
I believe some people have combined both the Keihans & the Staintune cans with either the 02 manipulator or they have had the standard ECU...
Nice bike, enjoy!
Just don't push her past her mother's! The Wheelbarrow - A Joke From JokeBeast.com
Remember: Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. H is...
Very thoughtful of you Sir! I guess we celts should stick together. My regards to your Gran, long may she enjoy a healthy & a happy life. :smile:
Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. They both agreed that life was good, but Ethel...
Where else but Wales can you get sex, a nice warm jumper and a casserole - all from the same date?
I've just found a great new online dating service for Welshmen. It's called Ewe Tube.
Interesting photo. Considering the story is about the Panigale RS13 - perhaps it looks like that without the fairings on?
My mate is trying to re-marry his ex-wife. It's his cunning plan to gain access to the money she married him for.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it's gone.
Whenever I fill out an application form, in the section that says, "In a medical emergency, contact:" I write "DOCTOR". What's my wife going...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Are you two starting a colony of your own?
The wife left me a message pinned to the fridge door - "It's not working, I can't take it anymore - i'm going back to mum's." I opened the...
