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Went over to Italia Moto in Lincoln & had a coffee with Phil & the guys. Super ride over & back, roads were dry & the cold temps didn't affect me...
Q. Why did Queen Guinevere insist on her court musicians playing in rotation? A. It was her minstrel cycle.
Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a rock face. One of them turned to the other & said, "It's not my fault."
After years of arguing with the wife I finally snapped and kicked her in the fanny. That was the last I saw of the old boot.
Q: What should you do if you see your mother in law rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot her again!
Q: What is Alimony? A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
A monkey walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I can't serve you", says the barman, "You're out of your tree."
A zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape,...
A man in a cinema notices what looks like a monkey sitting next to him. "Are you a monkey?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you...
Not used them, but these people are in Foston, Lincs: Motorcycle Alloy Wheel Repair — ST Motorcycle Engineering Motoliner (Maidstone):...
An 80-year-old says to the doctor, "I've never felt better! Life is great and I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What...
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After...
During his trip to Libya David Cameron had a ride on a camel. He later claimed he knew it was a female camel because as he rode past everyone...
Ward's Grand Prix shoes. Names after race circuits & had soles like tyre treads: [IMG]
I'm not saying my mother in law is fat, but she has an echo in her belly button.
Q: What do you call a 300-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. An Indian, unaware of the new invention was amazed when he saw a...
I remember George Best Stylo Matchmakers boots, not to mention Billy's Boots (appeared in 'Tiger' and 'Scorcher' comics when I was a lad).
Mrs H likes his chocolates: Ferrero Rocher - like Beckham they come in a posh box.
School Excuse Notes My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Dear School: Please excuse Cecil being...
