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Q. What separates men from dumb animals? A. Divorce.
I only live around 30mins from Ashby, so I can be flexible on dates to meet up with others.
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic? He spent his days wondering if there really was a Dog.
My mate says his new girlfriend told him he makes love like he decorates. "What, slow & professional?" I said. "No." He said, "fast & sloppy...
The Royal Mail's commemorative stamp on prostitution has proved unpopular. Apparently it costs more if you want to lick it.
Fathers to be often ask me, "How soon can I have sex after the baby is born?" I always reply, "It depends on whether your wife is in a public or...
I suspect quite a few of us feel the same, particularly as we grow older. Each to their own, there will always be a good market for sports bikes,...
Our black labrador & fox red labrador. [ATTACH]
I read somewhere that he is left-handed but taught himself to play right-handed. Wilko also played with Ian Dury's Blockheads: Ian Dury with...
Q. Why does American beer go through your system so quickly? A. It doesn't have to stop to change colour.
Q. What's the difference between American beer & making love in a canoe? A. No difference, they're both fucking close to water.
Q: How is a casino like a woman? A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
A man said to be of asian appearance was arrested earlier for holding up a bank with just a whistle and a snake. Police have charged him with...
As others have said, I let my GT1000 warm up for a couple of minutes (I check tyre pressures during this time) and then ride fairly steady until...
You're very welcome Triang. It's worth repeating Bungle's advice regarding the ECU reflash & opening the airbox lid if you fit a non standard...
Since the owner posted this video he has passed the 100,000km mark on his Hypermotard, although I understand the digital odometer only reads to...
Another option from Australia: Conti Mufflers Ducati GT1000 Conti Mufflers Ducati GT1000
Staintunes appear to be available from Sportouring, at a cost of £1,617 per pair. Select Sport Classic 1000 from the drop down list & the bike in...
I believe you can still buy Termis for the Sport Classic range, if you can't find any via UK dealers try searching the Ducati.ms site - there was...
