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The Good Ship Venus Twas on the good ship Venus, By God you should have seen us, The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast the Captain's...
Some owners in the US liberated more sound by drilling holes in the baffle of the standard pipes. Not sure if the Monster pipes will fit, but I'm...
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he...
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A...
Fixed it & friends.... [ATTACH]
Never kiss blindfolded Don't try this at home: girl kisses monkey prank - YouTube
Bill catches a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive. Bill...
Before I got through on the phone to Seaworld, I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!" They said my call may be recorded for training...
Funny how he's lost all interest in Thai takeaways these days.......
New Girlfriend One of my mates has started dating again after his messy divorce last year. Didn't turn out quite as he was hoping......... [ATTACH]
They existed during the 1980s. Yamaha sold the RD500LC V4 in the UK following the success of Kenny Roberts in GPs during the early 80s. I think...
So I said to the taxi driver, "King Arthur's Close". He said, "Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights".
I went up into the attic and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made lousy...
So what if Jesus turned water into wine? I turned a whole student grant into vodka once. Your turn Jesus.....
Q. What has a pee at the end of a tram? A. A tramp.
