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If you cook alphabet spaghetti on the stove & leave it unattended, it could spell disaster.
We dropped in to the mother in law's this morning to find she had just baked some rolls. She insisted I try one & whilst I ate it she asked, "If...
Delia Versus the Real Women... Delia Smith is a TV cook in the UK. She has programs that offer handy hints for housewives. These are the 'Real...
Talking of Lancia: Lancia Stratos Rally Car "THE BEST SOUND" - YouTube
Our local video shop was having a sale of old titles. I asked the man how much it would cost to buy a copy of 'Bambi'. He said, "£20." I said,...
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according tolights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom...
Good spot thanks Glid. I'd like to visit the NRM, went once before - about 40 years ago! Keep us posted on your plans to come over.
Have you heard the Elvis 'knock knock' joke? "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Wurlitzer." "Wurlizter who?" "Wurlitzer one for the money....."
Q. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A. A barbercue.
"Going to turn my bike round" Aka: Going for a pee.
Our County Council have been salting, even when there is no frost & rain is forecast & then falls within a couple of hours of the gritters doing...
Flatulence is not a problem. More of a divine gift....: Funniest fart scene ever - YouTube hilarious fart Video - YouTube Farting Elves 12...
Had a few too many last night & ended up eating some of the Christmas decorations. I have a really sore throat this morning, the emergency doctor...
I like the sound of the MV-3 with Agostini on board. Notice he doesn't slow down for his groupies at 1min 23s: AGO FLYING IN THE STREETS OF...
Q. What do David Beckham & Ferrero Rocher have in common? A. Both come in a Posh box.
Hope it doesn't come to this Gav: Escape
Gav, I'd be inclined to consult a UK solicitor before corresponding with the French authorities. I only say this based on the experience of...
My dyslexic mate is in for trouble tomorrow. He's bought his kids a Pony Sleigh Station.
Santa has the floods sussed Santa has adapted his mode of transport this year: [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
The air-cooled Ducati motors have a reputation as reliable units. The oil/filter changes on 2007-onwards bikes are every 7,500 miles or 12 months...
