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Didn't know this technology was available in supermarkets. Tried it yesterday but was thrown out of the store. At least they let me pull my...
Done.
Truly awful news. Not been on the forum much in the last couple of days & I'm stunned by this sad development. My sincere condolences to all...
A little girl was taking a shower with her grandma when she pointed down & asked, "What's that?" "That's my beaver." Replied Grandma. Next...
If the Mayans are right. Today really will be the last day of the DFS sale......
Apparently Tampax is replacing the string on tampons with a piece of tinsel? …but just for the Christmas period.
Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Striking the resemblance is, yes hmmm... Is that Jabba the Hutt on the 2nd row wobbling behind Gideon the idiot?
Problem with Brighton's Christmas lights Which one of you did this to Brighton's Christmas lights? There's a problem with Brighton's Christmas...
Can you spot Scrooge's house? There is a clue: [ATTACH]
Remember Funky, we plebs are just not worthy. There are other people with cases that are considered much higher prorities for money from the...
Mrs. Broadchest said to her husband,....."I had the strangest dream last night. It was Christmas, and our tree was decorated with all kinds of...
Can't comment on the Sport 1000, but I find the GT1000 to be very comfortable both solo & with a pillion.
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"
A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection,...
Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? A. They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
I was walking around John Lewis looking for a gift for my wife for Christmas when I noticed this fit blonde employee over in the perfume section,...
A couple are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and their 60th birthdays on the same day. During the celebration, a fairy godmother...
Busy time of year for Bankers [IMG]
I don't know what I'd do without my mother in law. But it's nice to dream about it........
