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You assume a little too much good Sir. But I now suspect where my provider of the gags is sourcing them from! I've been a good boy all year. So...
An old guy slips and falls outside 10 Downing Street just as David Cameron is coming out to get in his car. Cameron helps the old guy to his...
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN A Christmas tree is always erect. Even small ones give satisfaction. A Christmas tree stays up for 12...
10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past....
After a major Microsurgery Congress, an American surgeon, a German surgeon and a British surgeon meet in the pub for a drink. Inevitably, they...
Nice idea. I like the concept of a Monster-derived bike with a half fairing (and a 20l aluminium tank while we're dreaming). I might even...
Do they have a delivery date for the centre stand I ordered for my GT1000 back in 2009?
The mother in law's just had her first car crash today. Mind you, she had three yesterday and two the day before
My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it.
I always hold my wife's hand when we're out. If I let go, she wanders off and starts buying things.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Wonder how many people will be confirming they sucked on a Hall's Soother when they were kids?
Fingers crossed, no problems to date. Some paint flaking at the front of the sump, but can't complain as the bike is nearly 6 years old. I've...
If Kate Middleton has a boy they should name it Kong.
Nice to see another GT in the East Mids.
I sometimes sleep in my wife's knickers. They make a great hammock.
I asked my diabetic friend why he doesn't inject insulin. He said he's not the type two.
Bought an Arsenal tea set for my young niece's birthday. But when she opened it she found there were no cups.
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