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Q. How many Chelsea Managers does it take to change a Lightbulb? A. They don't know. The lightbulb usually outlasts them.
Many years ago I underwent a painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Got some great wedding presents...
He laid her on the table, White, clean and bare, His forehead wet, With beds of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and...
Modern diesels of several makes appear prone to particulate fliter & injector blockages if they don't do many miles. They seem to need a good run...
I saw a bloke putting up a sign over his store that said "Shoo Shop." I went over to tell him that it was spelt wrong. He told me to feck off...
Batman had a utility belt. Are we headed for a triple dip recession because The Joker is in charge at the Treasury? [IMG]
I once asked my girlfriend to suck the life out of me and leave me dry. She replied, "YES! I will marry you."
Q. How many government ministers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done...
My wife is wearing one of those skirts where I can just see the edge of her bum poking out. I'd probably find it sexy if the skirt wasn't knee...
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him they estimate the trial could last 30 days...
Great looking bike. I have a GT1000 that's had a few modifications over the years, but no idea what it's currently worth. Would be interesting...
Uncanny likeness. One is a greedy, fat bastard. The other is a character in a Monty Python sketch: Mr. Creosote - YouTube...
Finally a reply from the Conservative Candidate. Says very little of substance & ignores most of the points raised, but includes the following...
Fair description? The Colonoscopy (billy connolly - funny) - mojo's posterous
No whining here, but don't mind a decent wine. The main issue with Sport Classic tanks in North America was that the distortion caused many of...
I use a roller device similar to this & place a wooden block under the side stand to hold the bike (GT1000) a little more upright: Motorcycle...
Chin up Rob, hope all goes well & you are soon restored to being able to justify a pair of these: Fart With Confidence: Shreddies, Flatulence...
Update Update: One of the independent candidates has now claimed to be in support of the return of motorcycle traffic officers to the county,...
My wife has just done her two minutes silence. We had sex.
If we must have elected Police Commissioners imposed upon us, then I thought it would be interesting to send the local candidates a series of...
