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Obvious when you think about it 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much...
My mate was rushed to hospital after his Bob Marley collection fell off a shelf and onto his head. When he got there, the doctors said he was...
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Article on companies who evade corporation tax: A roll call of corporate rogues who are milking the country | Seumas Milne | Comment is free |...
The dog walked into the living room, then my wife took a sniff and said, "What's that smell?" I replied, "Other dogs arses usually."
I was walking my dog home,when i suddenly thought... 'Home' is a stupid name for a dog.
Ronaldinho lobbed Seaman from 35 yards: Ronaldinho free kick vs. England World Cup 2002 - YouTube
My girlfriend kicked me out last night, as I left I said: "You don't know what you've got until..." "Get lost, I know exactly what I've got" she...
Allegations of Freddie Starr eating a hamster may have been inaccurate. Seems he preferred young beavers....
Apparently, today is "National Text Your Ex Day" I doubt you can even get reception at the bottom of a lake.
There are some nice people in this country: BBC News - Trick-or-treat children given cocaine in Oldham
Pumpkin pics, and the mother in law shows the kids what not to do. [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
How are Jimmy Savile and mobile phone batteries alike? We charge them after they're dead.
My wife sent me a text: "I'm not wearing any knickers. x." "Really, why not? x" I replied. "Because you didn't do the bloody laundry x"
Dunno, it's not my birthday until tomorrow. But I do get quite a range of jokes from friends & colleagues.
I got home today to find my wife masturbating in the bedroom. "What's going on here?" I asked. "What does it look like to you?" she said with a...
When we were young, kids had things they just don't have these days. Rickets & ringworm come to mind......
You must know your place, you are a pleb like me & not a resident scum. I live in the borough of Broxtowe & the rural roads round here are...
The gritters were out in Nottinghamshire on Friday night. The roads were white-over - with salt on Saturday morning. There were huge mounds of...
This morning, police have arrested a 68-year-old man in connection with the 70s paedophile ring at the BBC. A spokesman for the Met refused to...
