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After finishing 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road. Then I thought, "It'd probably be safer to make this cane chair at...
That's what you call a difficult steer.
The links to the 'aide' inside 10 Downing Street will be interesting. On 24 October 2012, Tom Watson MP, speaking at Prime Minister's...
Going to Downing Street made the kids day. But spending time with Saville made their hole weak: Jimmy Savile Visits Margaret Thatcher 1976 -...
My mate was beaten up after his girlfriend's father asked what kind of contraception they used. Apparently 'facial cumshot' wasn't the right answer.
So far in Scrabble my team's losing, despite using 'boobies', 'willy' and 'fannyfart'. We'll be having serious words later.
She was only the farmer's daughter. But she made the milk churn.
She was only the fishmonger's daughter. But when she saw my rod she reeled.
"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me....
Ducati offer an aluminium protection plate as an accessory: Aluminum engine protection plate - Ducati Hypermotard Accessories They also offer a...
Oi!! This is what Rudolph usually does at Christmas: Rudolph The Drunk Reindeer - YouTube
Noticing a fat couple kissing, my wife said, "Did you ever go out with a fat girl before?" "No you were the first" probably wasn't the best...
More friends in high places: Into Parliament - The Bicycling Baronet George Young is yet another Old Etonian - appointed as Chief Whip last...
Sooty never squealed on a mate. Sweep just made nonsensical noises, I think he had a drink problem. Sue was ok, but a touch matriarchal with a...
I did see Saville at Leeds General Infirmary a few years back, couldn't really miss the gold tracksuit & the weird stuff he passed off as hair. I...
One day, in Biblical world, long after the great flood waters had died down, God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to...
There was a young girl from Rabat Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found she had no...
Hardly surprising that this rumour has emerged. Yet again another rumour that was doing the rounds in healthcare circles years ago, but nobody...
Young Funky is certainly back And he doesn’t mind taking some flak He had a big op But he’s come out on top With his dick still some way from his...
Staintunes are sold by Sportouring in the UK. Not cheap though: Sportouring Bike Accessories There is a pair of damaged Termignoni silencers on...
