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My wife hates it when I mix up her chocolate bars & switch them into different chocolate bar wrappers. She gets her Snickers in a Twix.
The wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I took a photo of her tits & posted them on FaceBook.
I once took a bookmaker's daughter out for a drink. I got her home at 10 to 1.
End Game: A number of publishers really appreciate people splashing out on their magazines.......
The frustration of supporting your local team can start quite early in life! [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
"I had sex with a puppet last night," I told my mate. "Sex with a puppet!" he queried. "How'd you manage that?" "Well, I had to pull a few...
Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A. One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Go home for tea! Became a Rude Old Fart of course!!!!
Delayed by jobs followed by an errand playing courier for our youngest daughter who went back to university in Leicester yesterday. Still managed...
Will be more like 2:30pm for me as I have boring jobs to finish. Are you likely to be still around at that time?
Could be there in the afternoon.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
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A man joins a funeral procession and notices that the coffin is sideways. He approaches an acquaintance that's walking behind and asks him who...
Despite my wife snoring her f**king head off last night, not once did I kick, punch or say a word to her. I couldn't... the fat c**t had rolled...
Reminds me of a little rhyme/song: Ro-Ro-Rohypnol, Till she starts to snore, Quietly get your tackle out, And use her like a whore.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
Signed. If the petition doesn't work, perhaps a mass ride through? The message might get through if a large number of bikers ride up & down in...
Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with the light on.
A man walked into a shoe store and flopped his dick on the counter. The sales lady said, "That's not a foot!" The man replied, "No, but it's a...
