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DIY ENTHUSIASTS. Make your approach more professional by starting 3 days late, wearing ill fitting trousers and shaking your head at regular intervals
FOOL PEOPLE into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting everytime someone startles you.
Some SC owners (mainly in North America) have swapped to 1098-style radial master cylinders (certainly on the front) & have claimed in improvement...
Q: Hear about the drunk magician? A: He was walking down the street and turned into a bar!
FATTIES. Take a tip from smokers and stop your cravings for chips by Sellotaping a crisp to the top of your arm each morning.
FOOTBALL fans with a lisp. Support Barcelona so as you can shout for your team without appearing stupid.
A lady goes into a tattoo parlour and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo...
Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner; he lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't...
Ayu, that was Rudd-y good.
Wasn't just taking a Flier. Meant sailfish. Perhaps we could Drum up interest to take this elsewhere? Maybe over a cup of Char?
Welcome to another Nottinghamshire Ducatisti. Scorpion used to make carbon silencers for SS models & older Monsters. Not sure if they are still...
Just after my mother in law was admitted to hospital, the doctor brought me the awful news: "She's going to be fine"..
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
Sir Bob Kerslake is giving the Prime Minister his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH...
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he...
Very interesting, especially compared with last month's revelations regarding the Chancellor & his father in law: Osborne accused over gas...
Nope - found 'em on the BBC web site: BBC News - Stewart Francis's Posh and Becks joke Fringe 'funniest'
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh & Becks. (Acknowledgement is due to the Edinburgh Fringe Joke Awards)
Last night my wife & I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly....
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know why
