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Are you going to stick it on your parcel? I'm heading for SW France in a few weeks. Long shot but I'll be driving via Calais, Rouen, Orleans,...
What's the difference between the mother in law and a pilchard? One is ugly & greasy with bulging eyes. The other is a fish....
A quick gag for all you Telepaths out there….....
Some owners in North America have used Sato frame sliders: DUCATI SPORTCLASSIC 09 SATO RACING FRAME SLIDERS PUCKS | eBay Unique Frame plugs and...
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "Aren't you going to help?" I said "No, six should be enough..."
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I've often wanted to drown my troubles. But I can't get my mother in law to go swimming.
A man goes to see his doctor and says, "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's." The doctor says, "Well you can't say fairer than that then"
A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other man...
An older man goes into the pub, looking sad. A woman asks him if he’s okay. “I’m worried about my hearing” he says. She says” I’m a faith...
Wife's just gone ballistic at me, I swopped a tampax for a party popper......some folk have no sense of humour.
Very talented man. Fond memories of his performances with Hattie Jacques playing his sister & Deryck Guyler as Corky the policeman.
Good man Bradders, don't let them see you bleed!
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he...
This one? T'is in a different thread: http://ducatiforum.co.uk/f16/am-i-being-difficult-customer-2808/index2.html#post31482
Can't comment on Riders in Bristol. The air-cooled 2V Ducati engine is known for being reliable & should give years of use if serviced...
This fellow said to me, “I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.” I thought, “That's a turn-up for...
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
My mother in law has a black belt in cooking. One chop and you're dead.
So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut.
