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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for a cabinet minister and a banker, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived,...
She was the flabbiest stripper I’ve ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.
I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t very happy.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.
Tip for married men wanting a more harmonious life: Whenever you are in discussion with your wife, always remember to get the last 2 words in:...
It is said that men are like buses: They have spare tyres & smell funny..........
Some dealers will wire in a charger lead when the prep the bike for the road. Might be worth checking with your dealer, you might not need to buy...
Hi Jacques. I read the story of your trip to Ducati with your dad. I recall they let him park a Triumph inside the factory compound (usually...
I have 2 visors (1 clear + clear Pinlock & 1 legal tint with black Pinlock fitted) for my Arai, both fitted with Pinlock & I quickly became...
A friend of mine in the Parachute Regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years. He recently married a local girl who can wash...
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Q: Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke? A: She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.
A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you...
I have been very diligent in my efforts to conserve water - I never add it to my whisky!! I even ride an air-cooled Ducati. I like to think I...
Custody of the Children A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped...
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the Local...
THE VICARS CHICKEN The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning...
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the...
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of...
