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Q. What's the ideal weight for a mother in law? A. About 2.3lbs, including the urn.....
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was easy. The hard part was convincing her Dignitas was Swiss for spa.
MY mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her but he didn’t have enough petrol.
TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can...
Article re crowd control: Unemployed bussed in to steward river pageant | UK news | The Guardian
Wish I'd seen your post before today. I had a very pleasant ride through your parish on Saturday.
My mate's wife went into porn a while back. Unfortunately she's so ugly the plumber actually fixed the pipe and fecked off immediately.
Every time I see my mate in town with his wife they are always holding hands. I asked him why this was and he said, "If I let go, she shops".
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll...
If you missed the SDOC 100 offer, Hein Gericke's own cleaner is pretty much the same stuff. Their list price on the HG cleaner is almost 50% of...
Every time I find Miss Right, my wife scares her away!
Marriage is a three ring circus. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffer-ring
A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages. His first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't.
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I've been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone...
An elderly gent walks into the chemist and asks if the Viagra pills are any good. “Yes” replies the pharmacist “we sell a lot of them.” “And can...
Be Very Careful in Thailand BE VERY CAREFUL IN THAILAND Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came that close to shaggin' a ladyboy....
Ah Private Eye, well said Sir! I have long missed the Dear Bill letters. I even bought a copy of the Dear Bill book, satirical brilliance.
I think the locals call it Worksop.....
Q. Why don't blind men skydive? A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
