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REVENGE IS SWEETThere once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an...
As a colleague said to me the other day, "Wettest drought I've known!"
Q. What's the difference between acne and a priest? A. Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her...
A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive,...
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are...
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro....
5 minutes with the T-cut and nobody will be any the wiser when it goes back to the dealer's after the test ride!
You know when you are getting old when you see the face of an 18-year old looking back at you every morning in the shaving mirror. The trouble is...
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Also looking to do Bikesafe. As there is no Bikesafe in Nottinghamshire do Lincs allow participants from other counties?
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs...
Plenty of options along the Languedoc coast. From small fishing ports such as Port Vendres to busier resorts such as Argeles Sur Mer. You can...
The last request The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU’RE the great Lone...
Can't see the Ducati brand disappearing, it's far too much of an attraction in its own right & with too much history to lose. VAG have kept the...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," St Peter said, "you must each...
Also have the Michelin dual cylinder & agree with comments regarding the adaptor. Have tried single & dual cylinder Halfords footpumps, but they...
What women would do... What women would do if they had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 9. Get a blow job....
What men would do..... What men would do if they had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over...
