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Chewey (black labrador, 8 years) & Murphy (fox red labrador, nearly 4 months). [ATTACH]
Article claiming the deal may be finalised next week: Audi may announce Ducati buy next week: sources | Reuters
GAV backwards? No appeal to me, but someone might like it....
If the deal comes off I wonder if the future will see a budget range of desmo L-twins with a different brand badge? c.f. Skoda/Seat from the VAG...
Hi Chris, Which part of Nottingham are you located in?
Mick & Paddy made a nice thing out of taking tourists out fishing in their boat. One day Mick told Paddy about a little problem. "We've got this...
Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!' He climbs up the...
A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, 'See...
Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why...
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
Lost in the supermarket two old guys are pushing their trolleys around when they collide. The first says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm...
+1 for T-shirts, Mrs H tells me I need some new ones.
Did you hear about the fat alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying...
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he...
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her...
Sad news. Tail wags from Chewey & Murphy (15 weeks). [ATTACH]
Q. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? A. So men can remember them.
That's a cracker - and that's coming from a person who used to work in Pathology & has seen 'samples' presented in all sorts of containers....
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew before she swallows....
