Separate names with a comma.
I have the opposite problem as I have disproportionately long arms. Long legs too, or as less charitable people might say, a short torso. My ex...
SFQ? [ATTACH] :bucktooth:
The person dealing with the call told me it’s because their subbies don’t have O group (class?) insurance. They said they couldn’t even offer me a...
Mini Cooper S broke down on the way to Plymouth t'other day and then failed its MOT the next day with a "do not drive" plus a long list of...
Hot honey. Who decides that simultaneously and from this day forward all foodstuffs will be tainted with some hitherto unheard of flavour? Salted...
Websites which omit the most basic essential information such as where your fucking shop/venue is located. And on a similar but related note,...
I reckon there are now more people who claim to be neurodivergent than there are neurotypical. A couple of years ago I dated a woman who had an...
[MEDIA]
You might be, but people who are driving towards you in the opposite lane are probably less enthusiastic
I know. When they say "decimate" my immediate thought is "That's only a 10% reduction, which doesn't sound too bad really"
[IMG]
Can we give the politics a rest in here please? There's an entire sub-forum for politics in which there's a thread for political memes and there...
This might not be the best time to point this out, but it’s “breathe” :p
Family Fortunes had a few good ones. Bob Monkhouse: Name a bird with a long neck Contestant: Naomi Campbell Bob Monkhouse: Name a dangerous...
Not only do I do it, I am paid to do it. Regrettably, I’m unable to entirely switch the pedantry off when not working, though I do manage to dial...
If anyone is interested, this is Zack Polanski running (like a fucking seal). [ATTACH]...
"The discovery, reported by researchers in Vienna, suggests cows may have far greater cognitive abilities than previously assumed." That's why I...
[ATTACH] “Don’t drink and decide to put stickers all over your car”
I kind of like that. It reminds me of the Dakar 911s and 959s.
The pedant in me feels duty bound to point out that that is an example of poor syntax rather than poor grammar. Shall I get me (my) coat?
