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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the NHS Care, a friend decided to have his next test carried out while...
Tell your kids this is why they should never swallow their chewing gum [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
The joke's not funny, but then........... There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears "Nurse,"' he mumbles...
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. You English are too...
If I had a penny for every time someone called me a retard.... my poo would be full of half digested pennies!
The Hot Water Bottle Many years ago I reversed a loan car into a low bollard, putting a huge dent in the plastic rear bumper on a brand new car....
These so-called speed bumps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down.
If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn't it about time that the city of Manchester received some...
We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort: as the BBC pointed out, she "bravely remained in London...
I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up...
I heard recently that, on average, Alex Ferguson receives two turds in the post each week. What I want to know is, who's sending the other one?
I'd never been tempted to set up a beauty parlour before! Protein shampoos, no more spitting, morning and evening gargles, all over body washes...
With all the news on TV lately about the extreme weather conditions affecting the East Coast of the US, the fearsome Tsunami the other Christmas,...
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[ATTACH] Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next...
In the 20th Century, Britain only made war with countries whose Capital cities began with the letter 'B' - Germany (Berlin), Argentina (Buenos...
