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Trust me mate, staying on that bike was a whole helluva lot harder than it looks:frown:
No, I'm crap off-road, I only bought it on a whim. Still the scariest motorbike I've ever owned! Went into Woking one saturday morning to do some...
I've not seen a rider in a jacket all week in London (save for a guy in a suede jacket to match his scooter). Over 3 days I must have seen 500+...
And the service history was..?
You might, have you tried looking up occasionally? I've no idea how many cars I've seen where people put the satnav directly in front of them,...
What's wrong with satnav? Y'see, I have issues with people and satnav; why do you need spoken instructions on a motorbike? The satnav is right...
No it hasn't. What about Ducati Tri-Options..?
I became severely depressed when I realised Kelly Brook was never going to return my calls. No worries though, Nigella's single now!
Are all these pics supposed to mean something? Riding motorbikes is dangerous, kids. Listen to Mum.
[smut generator off] Here's one of my favourite toys... [ATTACH]
Also, electric shock therapy for people who drive/ride in overtaking lanes when they're not overtaking:mad:
The idea of mandatory re-testing fills me with dread. If you drive for a living and happen to have a bad day on the day of your re-test...Well,...
And Costa:mad:
They don't set the prices on fags and coffee do they..? Robbing bastards:mad:
There has to be a little lee-way given, not everyone can be as perfect as me. Generally new drivers don't get in your way like old people do. So...
In-car entertainment isn't the problem, phones are - they're a massive problem.
Bit like mobile phones - I can't remember anyones' phone numbers any more:frown:
Satnav is the thing for me. Cross a whole continent without getting lost. Brilliant.
Hey, I'm the first to admit I'm still stupid.
Too bloody right:mad:
